Welcome to Piggy Pats B-B-Q
A "True southern BBQ" restaurant.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

                            (insert different holiday here, if you like)

                                                             from all us at Piggy Pat's BBQ!

I hope during the holidays you can stop in and spend some money...I mean, say "Hello!"

Allright, since you brought up the subject of money, our ALL YOU CAN EAT Lunch Buffet is a bargain.

WING specials on SUNDAYS during the football games is a lot of fun.

Give us a call @ 73-piggy(737-4449) or visit www.piggypats.com for details and check out our specials.

If you're having a party, we can cater it at your place or ours.

Join us Friday, Dec 26th, for an IRISH CHRISTMAS @ 6:00pm.  The BLARNEY REBEL BAND will be there.  And this year, a great new FIDDLE PLAYER, Amanda, has joined these idiots...I mean great musicians.  The IRISH DANCERS who came in 6th in the world (one of them is my niece and goddaughter) will be there to tear up the place.

And, here's a little Christmas Story for you...

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular elves, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.  When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor.  In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.  He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day?  I have a beautiful tree for you.  Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the angel on top of the Christmas tree.

See you at Piggy Pats,

Pat